- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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