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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

womens rights

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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