Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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The Mets win the World Series

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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