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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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