A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Diana and victoria

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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