What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Women's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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