- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

What's 1+1? 4.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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