- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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