Womens rights

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

Whats 9 + 10 19

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Politics.

If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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