- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Gay rights

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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