Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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minorities

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Penis.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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pussy enough said

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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