What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Five guys one rape.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Penis.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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