- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

The AIDS patient was gay

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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