- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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