Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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girls basketball

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I'm funny.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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black

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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