What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Gay rights

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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YOLO

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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