- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

How Long is a Chinese man.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

Diana and victoria

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

The AIDS patient was gay

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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