What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Diana and victoria

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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