You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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The white guy did it!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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