What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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I like turtoes.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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