What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Laura Pratz..

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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9/11.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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