Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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