Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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The Mets win the World Series

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Women's Rights...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Five guys one rape.

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