Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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women's rights

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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I like jokes.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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what color is blue? green

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Women's rights.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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