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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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