Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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