Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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69.... is a number

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My life

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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