How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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French people.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Womens Sports

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Anti Joke

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