Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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