What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Anti Joke

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