How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Kim Kardashian.

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Asians...

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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A black person in the NHL

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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Women's Rights...

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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