What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Women's Rights...

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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