Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Gay rights

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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