A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Five guys one rape.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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youre gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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I can't see my forehead

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Anti Joke

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