David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Hair

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Women's rights.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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...Jack Vale

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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your mom

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Netball.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Anti Joke

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