What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Womens Sports

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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P0P T4Rt

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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