- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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