What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Lockerbie bombing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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