wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Military intelligence.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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I like to eat.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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