If life hands you lemons Take them

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

your fat

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

guess what?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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