The mets are 3-0 this season

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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69.... is a number

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well, seven has a huge drinking problem. He killed a man in a bar fight once. He is also very intense about his boxing career. He works out so hard that he is huge. He has enormous anger problems as well. Seven isn't the only one with problem though. Six is a Vietnam veteran and has been easily scared ever since he came home. The psychiatrist says he has a bad case of paranoia. Just something about seven reminds six of the soldiers that killed his friends. Also seven ate nine, and cannibals are SCARY!

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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