Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Turtles

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is Jason? Black.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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