- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Military intelligence.

Anti jokes are funny

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

What's 9 +10 19

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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