- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

i like potatoes

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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