- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock Knock, Come in.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's big? Jupiter.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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