What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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