Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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