What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

your fat

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

The mets are 3-0 this season

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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