- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Jasper sucks.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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