What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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