Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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no

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Black Poeple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Myspace

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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I won the game.

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