Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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I dislike old people.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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