A black succeeds

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Canada

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

dildo

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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