- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

Kim Kardashian.

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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