So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Nicholas Cage

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

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