An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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