- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

Hitler

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

CHEEZECAKE

Hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

james schmitt whats your last name

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

I hate you.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

A man buys free health care...

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??