What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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A black succeeds

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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arse

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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