How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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