Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

gay marriage.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Jasper sucks.

William Raines.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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