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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

The jets are a good team..

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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