how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Black Poeple

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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I am black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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A black man killed someone

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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