What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Black Poeple

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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