A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

A horse walks into a glue factory..

Oliver's friends

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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