A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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i have 2 penises

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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minorities

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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NEVER

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Freedom of Speech

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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