Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A baby seal walks into a club.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

God is religiously proven to be real

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

My dad beats my mom At checkers

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Anti Joke

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