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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

GRAAAAAAAR.

whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

kennah campion... being nice

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

A joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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