- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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knock knock come in

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

Hitler

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

i fondle myself every night....

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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