a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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