One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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i am predestal

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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a horse walks into a barn

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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