The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

Hey, come here often? No.

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

Chocolate tastes good.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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