A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What time is it? 10:58

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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The WNBA.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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