Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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