if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Freedom of Speech

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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