- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

why did the man die? he got shot

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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