Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Slavery

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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