- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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