- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

GRAAAAAAAR.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

No.

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What's big? Jupiter.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Steering Wheel Face.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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