Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

I hate you.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Rob Bell

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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