A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Black Poeple

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

josh simpson has cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

Your life That's the joke

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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