Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Please don't rape me.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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PENIS

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I can't think of a joke!

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Bing

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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