What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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balls in ya mouf

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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