- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

That's what he said.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

what is white and sticky? glue.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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