- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

God.

Jews for Jesus

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

Women's rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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