Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

Nickelback

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

Josh kissing a girl

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

The jets are a good team..

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

sixty....eight.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

The chicken crossed the road.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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