What is brown and sticky? A stick.

I love boobs

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

a horse walks into a barn

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Brittney Spears

Your mum is dead

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Indeed.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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