You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A baby seal walks into a club

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Penis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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