Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Small breasts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

anus soup

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Nickelback

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

tim tebow is a great quarterback

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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