Penis

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A joke

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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