- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

josh simpson has cancer

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