Kate

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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im jewish

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Pickle!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why....... Because.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Obamacare!

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Small breasts.

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Anti Joke

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