- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

You're so straight!

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Women's rights

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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