- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Global Warming.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What is Jason? Black.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

penis

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

A horse walks into a bar...n

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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