If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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steves legs

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Miscarriages.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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gays

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Knock Knock Come in.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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