How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Small breasts.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

i am predestal

justin littleton. nuff said

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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