Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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This joke isnt funny.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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