- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What is 6 plus 9? 15

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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