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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

A homeless person dies.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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