your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

The geese of Growmore

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

Knock Knock Come in!

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

josh simpson has cancer

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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