A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

^that joke's not funny

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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