Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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W.N.B.A.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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