Real jokes.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Sea World Japan.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Your life That's the joke

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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