If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

Haha pizza

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Women's Golf

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why....... Because.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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