Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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Herman Cain

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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