Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Robin, get in the car.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

How do you leave a man in suspense...

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

One Big Ass Mistake America

Obamacare!

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What did the mole say? Nothing

your all shit at jokes

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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