What break when you talk?

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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The WNBA.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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barack osama

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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