- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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