- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

jokes r dumb

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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