It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

milly, milly, milly, cat

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why Because

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What comes after "Q" R

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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