what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Well, this is fun.

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ekoj

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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black people. that is all...

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