- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

A bar walks into your mother.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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