Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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a banana

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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