How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Ben is gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

amy copied adams haircut :0

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

knock knock you may come in

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

An Irishman stays home

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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