A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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