Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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No.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Womens rights.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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