What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

penis

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

My dad beats my mom At checkers

A homeless person dies.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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