what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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BIG PENIS

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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the cow goes moo

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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