Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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