An antijoke

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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No joke.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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