- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

I got shot, you laughed

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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