- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Five guys one rape.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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