- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

American healthcare.

this is not a joke.

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

My life

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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