Canada

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Hello world

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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