"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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The Aristocrats

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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