A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why....... Because.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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knock knock you may come in

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Obama

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