What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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poop.........

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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