HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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guess what?

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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